What Women Want

Or more accurately, what I want. This post should probably be titled "how to get a piece of this hot piece."

Step One. Never call me a piece.

I've noticed that a lot of women will put up a do's and don'ts list for men. Sometimes they even do this outside of their myspace/facebook/twitter/recently published memoirs. Sometimes, they instead blast this from their lungs at every interaction with men, suitor of friend alike.

This is not one of those posts.

This, my sadly numbered audience, is a simple post about one don't that's really be grating my nerves lately

DON'T call me wifey, boo, lil mama, or anything else you've heard in the latest club remix. In fact, please refrain from any terms of "endearment" until you've learned my ACTUAL name. And oh by the way, even then, never use those listed above.